THIS IS A WORLD WIDE AUCTION

Sadly Not Inspired By

I FOUND MY THRILL$ IN BLUE BERRY SOUP

But Still Presented by

gotcha10times DEEP IN MY HEART MEEMA

My THREE-HUNDRED-FORTY-NINTH Auction

For One

COLOR COUNTERFEIT

CHITSAY DOODLE POST CARD

Size Approx. 4.25 x 6.25 Inches

Laminated Color Copy

Edit With A Special Dedication Around the Boarder

“... (See Photo AS LACK OF TIME PREVENTS WORDS TO BE TYPED HERE) ...”

Written On GREENBacking

of

McASTROLOGICAL

ZODIAC SIGN OF

AQUARIUS

 

This Chitsay Doodle AND The Words

 That Compose The Composition

CREATED BY

The Pigmeister

INCHARGE OF HOG WASH

Created Not In One Day

But ALMOST IN ONE At The Car Rental Place

NOT During My Fifteen Minute Breaks

That Are No More They Taken Them Away

AND Now My Lunch Half Hour Is Split In To

To At Least Keep Two Fifteen Breaks

As Very Few Of A Month Of Days Are

Created In One Day

But When They Are A Special Magic

THAT IS HAPPENING ON THE SHUTTLE VAN

WAITING TO WASH AND PARK A CAR

AND WHEN THAT

Happens That Is Rare To Find Anything

ANYMORE WITH MAGIC THAT IS

MADE IN THE USA

Well These Chitsay Doodles Are 100%

This Particular Chitsay Doodle Inspired

By The Astrological Sign Aquarius

AND

 What’s It All About Algae Waiting for a Sunday Morning Call From

The Amazing Support Of

I FOUND MY THRILL$ IN BLUE BERRY SOUP

One Lone Blue Berry This Time

AND

FOR ONCE SADLY NOT

InSPIRED IN Part By The Egyptian Art Collecting of

WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

HA HA HA FAT CHANCE ALGAE BUT SO BECAUSE OF

HER EXOTIC DANCING I MAY NEVER SEE AS WELL

Can You Admire Those Pyramids Of Hers Not Displayed Here

AND How Much Longer Before I Quit Thinking About Them

BUT

NEVERTHELESS UN-INSPIRED BY HER ABSENT CHARM

AND HER LOVE FOR EGYPTIAN ART I MEAN ART

The Ethiopians I Work With At The Car Rental Place

Who Put UP With My Hand Written Blogs

AND MY FEELINGS OF BEING TRAPPED

 AT THE CAR RENTAL PLACE (CRP)

AS THE GREAT VAKNI EMAILS ME THEY OWN MY SOUL

NOW BECAUSE OF MY HEALTH INSURANCE

THAT DENY LITTLE CHILDREN TREATMENT IN

GRANOLA LAND

AND MY ONLY ESCAPE IS CONCRETE

AND THESE CHITSAY DOODLES

HOW FAR IS TOO FAR IN POETRY AND ARTISTIC

LICENSE BEFORE THE BOUNDS OF DECENCY

ARE OVER STEPPED REMEMBERING

CHILDHOOD PLAYGROUND BANTER

OR IS NUCLEAR WAR MORE SEVERE

 

AND

TOO MY NEVER ENDING HOPE YOU WILL

 BID ON THIS AUCTION

 OF COURSE TOO WHEN PIGS FLY RIGHT?

Please Enjoy This Production

AND Give A Home To This Effort

So I Won’t Have To Fly Clear To Ethiopia

So He Won’t Get Ate By His Compulsive Need

To Create Something For An Audience

That Doesn’t Want To Listen!

 

AND

 

Finally NOT Inspired By The Game Of Hide The Kitty

That KAROLMOM Instilled In My Heart

Though I Fear She Has Crossed To The Spirit World

As I Could Easily Find A Kitty In This Doodle

Making Me Feel I Am Catering Once Again

To That Sphinx Within Me Trying To Get Out

Perhaps You Can Find Another But Sooner

You Might Be Invited To The UK To See

The Kitchen Wall Of

BERT AND ERNIE

Pasted Full Of Chitsay Doodles I Am Told

Which Still Tugs At My Heart Too

Long To See Their Collection

 

Fading From Memory Are The Chicken McNuggets

That Were The Main Stay Of My Diet

That Inspired Such A Huge Volume

Of Chitsay Doodles

Their Inspiration Is Almost Completely Gone

Though The Mc Part Still Lingers In The Title

But Some Future Auctions May Be

Re-Listed For You To Collect Those Cherished Doodles

AND

As My Battle With The Blood Sucking Doctors

Continues On To The Bitter End

If That Is Ever Possible Causing Much Animosity

Toward The Short Comings Of Our Medical Profession

AND

Health Insurance Companies

Who’s Soul Aim Is To Push Drugs

Leaving Me MENTALLY CHALLENGED

Still Motivates Me To Seek Your Bid

 

So I Could

Quit Parking Cars

AND

Create The Pig Muse’UM

For The Unwanted Children Of The World

Dream On Algae

 

The Original Art For This Auction

Was Created On A Blank 3.5 x 5.5

 Standard 26 Cent Post Card

Sold By The U.S. Post Office Which Is How You Can Tell

An Original Chitsay Doodle From

 A Counterfeit One By The Postage Stamp

Is It Pasted On The Post Card Or Printed

By The Post Office On Card Stock?

In Most Cases Original Doodles Are Not Laminated

And This One Offered Here On This Auction Is

Therefore A Counterfeit Chitsay Doodle

With Some Orignial Writing In The Boarders

BUT

What Do You Want For One Dollar And Forty-Nine Cents

Original Art?

Plus The One Penny Auction Or Whatever You Bid

Here In The USA

Add More Cents For The Post Office

If You Live Else Where In The World

(More About Shipping AND Handling

 On The Second Page Of My ME Page)

BUT

All Rights Reserved

Reproduction Of This Work Of Art Is Prohibited

Unless Retribution AND Recognition Is Given To

The Pigmeister Incharge Of All That HOG WASH

For More About My Chitsay Doodles

 Click On The ME Icon On eBay

In The Lower Left Corner Of That Window ABOUT ME

Click On The Pigmeister Incharge Of HOG WASH

This Wil Take You To the Chitsay Doodle Website

AND

Which Is The Best Part At This Point

Creating The Chitsay Doodle

Writing The Auction

Writing My Bi-Weekly Blog

Or

Creating A Memory On Margaret?

Click On Algin Vopit On The ABOUT ME Window

For Creating A Memory By Telephone

 

gotcha10times Is Not Responsible

 For Any Shredding Done To This Post Card

By The United States Post Office

AND They Do Do A Creative Job Sometimes